Open Letter To Alphabet Network

Dear ABC,

I'm conflicted.  I love you for your Desperate Housewives, Brothers & Sisters, my dear Ugly Betty and that oh so adorable Castle.  I wanted to write about what will soon become World News with Diane Sawyer and how George I-can't-spell-his-last-name-without-looking-it-up Stephanopoulos will be co-hosting Good Morning America.  However, I feel there is a more pressing issue we need to discuss.  Your hatred for Adam Lambert.

So he had an overly sexual performance on the American Music Awards.  So what?!  You got a whopping 1500 complaints the day after the show.  Compared to how many people tuned in, that's NOTHING.  There have been worse things on television than a simulated sexual act and a same sex kiss with one party being an androgynous keyboardist.

In exchange, you kick him off Good Morning America, Jimmy Kimmel and New Year's Rockin' Eve.  Seriously?  Too bad it's backfiring for you.  Adam Lambert is getting more attention with you kicking him off your air than he ever would have gotten by holding those appearances.

So, in the end, thank you ABC!  Thank you for banning Adam Lambert.  Maybe your next move could be to schedule him for a guest spot on Ugly Betty and then preempt the episode!  I know.  I'm a genius.

Love,

Me